Monday, May 26, 2008
Stupid Joke of the Day - Two Muffins
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
This joke was submitted by: Sanjay Patel
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
This joke was submitted by: Sanjay Patel
Memorial Day Tribute
a banner heralds,
equality learned,
equality seeks.
Represents created rights,
out of oppression came foresight.
Our nation's flag may not be liked,
but has respect through out the world.
Power exists when premise just,
victory came when right entrust.
The colors evoke the pride in us.
Patriotism; red, white and blue.
Right prevails when self, denied,
then rights for all are fortified.
Web site: © 2002 David Merchant Poem: © 2001 Roger W Hancock Updated 23 May 2002
Web site: © 2002 David Merchant Poem: © 2001 Roger W Hancock Updated 23 May 2002
Stupid Quote of the Day
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.
Random Acts of Kindness
Since my daughter has been sick on and off this month, I have been a little slow about updating. However, it did give me an idea for a new random act of kindness. Try doing something nice for a sick friend, like dropping off dinner or taking the kids for the night so that she can get some rest.
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